I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
His nipple licking is glorious
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