He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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