Duck Duck Cougar?
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
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