well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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