i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
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