He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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