I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Randomize
