Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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