Do you still have your period?
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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