Acid is not a monday night drug
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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