Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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