I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
