i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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