that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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