The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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