Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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