What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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