you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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