Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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