Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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