i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Randomize
