I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
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