he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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