Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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