I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
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