But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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