Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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