He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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