I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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