No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
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