Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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