the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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