Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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