You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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