"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
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