brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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