it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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