Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
there is glitter all over my balls
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