But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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