What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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