i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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