I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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