We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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