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• (917): View more from New York City

  K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?

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  haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background

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  that only happened once.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"

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• (305): View more from Florida

  She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.

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• (310): View more from California

  Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.

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• (909): View more from California

  Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.

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