after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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