let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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