Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
My penis needs a shock collar
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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