So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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