I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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