just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
There was a lot of him and a little penis
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
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