oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
We have so much sex to catch up on
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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