Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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