i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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