so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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